Question: What is my friend Luke’s favorite musical instrument?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Luke-ulele Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 9 years old Continue reading Joke #17: My Friend Luke

Question: Why did they shun the little green dude?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Because he was a leper-chaun Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old   Continue reading Joke #16: Little Dude

Question: Why was it hard for Boba Fett to breathe?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: He was being squeezed by a Boba Constrictor. Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old   Continue reading Joke #15: Bounty Hunter

Question: How come starfish are so strong?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Because they eat Mussels Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #14: Starfish

Question: Why did Thomas Jefferson make the Martians into slaves?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Because freedom is an unalienable right  Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! Continue reading Joke #13: Martians

Question: When you’re thirsty in Hell, who brings you what you need?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .     . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Juicifer Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #12: Thirsty

Question: Why is it so hard to kick Odin’s butt?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Because he has Ass-gard Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #10: Odin

Question: What is the smallest soda?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Minnesota Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #9: Soda

Question: Quick.  Finish answering this within 8 seconds, starting *now*.  A man walks for 979,869 steps.  Each step is 3 feet.  How far did he walk? . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: 979,869 yards Original joke by me, Alex, … Continue reading Joke #8: Steps