Question: Quick. Finish answering this within 8 seconds, starting *now*. A man walks for 979,869 steps. Each step is 3 feet. How far did he walk? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: 979,869 yards Original joke by me, Alex, … Continue reading Joke #8: Steps
Question: What is the difference between a quarter and what an octopus dentist holds in all his tentacles? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: One is two-eighths and the other is eight tooths Original joke by me, Alex, when I … Continue reading Joke #7: Octopus
Question: Why is the stuff you buy from the store so yucky? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Because they are GROSS-eries Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 4 years old Continue reading Joke #6: Yucky
Question: Where were circuit boards invented? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Solder Arabia Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #5: Circuit Boards
Question: What do you do toward often evil ghosts? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: To ward of(f) ten evil ghosts, you say “Boo!” Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #4: Ghosts
Question: If the Eiffel Tower was going to be moved to California, where would it go? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: San-France-isco Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #3: Eiffel Tower
Question: If person A has 200 pounds of donkey, and person B has 100 pounds of donkey, then how much less donkey does person B have? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Half ass much Original joke by me, … Continue reading Joke #2: Donkey
Question: Who said “coming are British the?” . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Paul Reverse original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #1: British
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