Question: What is my friend Luke’s favorite musical instrument? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Luke-ulele Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 9 years old Continue reading Joke #17: My Friend Luke
Question: Why did they shun the little green dude? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Because he was a leper-chaun Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #16: Little Dude
Question: Why was it hard for Boba Fett to breathe? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: He was being squeezed by a Boba Constrictor. Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #15: Bounty Hunter
Question: How come starfish are so strong? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Because they eat Mussels Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #14: Starfish
Question: Why did Thomas Jefferson make the Martians into slaves? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Because freedom is an unalienable right Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! Continue reading Joke #13: Martians
Question: When you’re thirsty in Hell, who brings you what you need? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Juicifer Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #12: Thirsty
Question: what do you call a Pokemon that cross dresses? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Pinkachu Original joke by my sister Shannon (punchline) and me, Alex, (question for the punchline) when she was 4 years old and … Continue reading Joke #11/Shannon Joke #2: Pokemon
Dad to Shannon: Can you spell another word with the letters in your name? Shannon: “No” Original joke by my sister, Shannon, when she was 4 years old Continue reading Shannon Joke #1: Shannon
Question: Why is it so hard to kick Odin’s butt? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Because he has Ass-gard Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #10: Odin
Question: What is the smallest soda? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Minnesota Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #9: Soda
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