Shannon Joke #1: Shannon
Dad to Shannon: Can you spell another word with the letters in your name? Shannon: “No” Original joke by my sister, Shannon, when she was 4 years old Continue reading Shannon Joke #1: Shannon
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Joke #10: Odin
Question: Why is it so hard to kick Odin’s butt? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Because he has Ass-gard Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #10: Odin
Joke #9: Soda
Question: What is the smallest soda? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Minnesota Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #9: Soda
Joke #8: Steps
Question: Quick. Finish answering this within 8 seconds, starting *now*. A man walks for 979,869 steps. Each step is 3 feet. How far did he walk? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: 979,869 yards Original joke by me, Alex, … Continue reading Joke #8: Steps
Joke #7: Octopus
Question: What is the difference between a quarter and what an octopus dentist holds in all his tentacles? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: One is two-eighths and the other is eight tooths Original joke by me, Alex, when I … Continue reading Joke #7: Octopus
Joke #6: Yucky
Question: Why is the stuff you buy from the store so yucky? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Because they are GROSS-eries Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 4 years old Continue reading Joke #6: Yucky
Joke #5: Circuit Boards
Question: Where were circuit boards invented? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: Solder Arabia Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #5: Circuit Boards
Joke #4: Ghosts
Question: What do you do toward often evil ghosts? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: To ward of(f) ten evil ghosts, you say “Boo!” Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #4: Ghosts
Challenge #1: Three people write on one worksheet
3-person Problem: how can three people write on the same worksheet without seeing each other’s answers on the worksheet? Rules: they are not allowed to make copies of the worksheet. Their only materials are any color of cellophane sheets and any color of markers. They can write only directly on the paper. The way they do it should be in the spirit of the 2-person example described below. 2-person Example: we have figured out how two people can use the same worksheet without seeing each other’s answers. The way we did that was that the first person would use a red … Continue reading Challenge #1: Three people write on one worksheet
Joke #3: Eiffel Tower
Question: If the Eiffel Tower was going to be moved to California, where would it go? . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . . . . Scroll down for answer . . . Answer: San-France-isco Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old Continue reading Joke #3: Eiffel Tower
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