Question: Why did Thomas Jefferson make the Martians into slaves?   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   . . .  Scroll down for answer . . .   Answer: Because freedom is an unalienable right  Original joke by me, Alex, when I was 8 years old HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! Continue reading Joke #13: Martians